Although Scrote is nearly pure content, clean HTML, Java-free and the skinniest graphics, he still weighs in at a fairly hefty 0.5Mb of invective, asides & recipes.

Why pay your telco to read Scrote online? Why not take all of Scrote home with you? The whole of Scrote has been compressed into a taut 213 Kb .ZIP file for you, that you can download here. If you have a 28.8 Kbps modem or better, it should take less than two minutes to down load to your PC. The file has been compressed using Winzip and you will need a program capable of de-compressing .ZIP archives to unpack it.